But his dad HATES broccoli*

"My curse will make him bloat like broccoli. Bush will feel unease during the visit," someone named Ki Gendeng Pamungkas told The Jakarta Post after performing a black-magic ritual during the president's recent trip to Asia. The curse required the blood of a snake, a goat and a crow.

From the looks of this photo, perhaps it worked?

Seriously, I don't know which is funnier -- the broccoli quip or the photo. It's like he's channeling Monty Burns and Austin Powers all at once. Oh, behave!

*The first President Bush banned broccoli from the White House and Air Force One: "I'm president of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!"